Top 10 Things to Hoard In Your Harems…
October 7, 2009
10. Illegitimate movie theatre snacks.
9. Your Maniac Mag collection.
8. Exercise Ball (for crunches on the go).
7. 1/2 dozen Primanti sandwiches.
6. MC Hammer CD Box Set.
5. Your bank account and local ATM.
4. All of your childhood memories.
3. Troy Polamalu’s hair.
2. Your extended family, mail-man, meter-maid, and barista.
1. A bunch of shit. Literally.
No, really. We have all contemplated fashion risks…perhaps a pair of mangled LiLo leggings or a Miley Cyrus/Max Azria get-up from Walmart. But the harem pant has excelled beyond a fashion risk and borders fashion suicide. The only place these pants belong, are on a magic carpet ride.
[Maniac Mag Blog Sample. Collectively Construed by Vanessa & Case.]
